Nina Moric Bikini Pictures

Nina Moric looks like the greatest mom ever prancing around on the beach in her thong with some kid, I’m guessing it’s hers but it’s none of my business, she’s even carrying his shoes. How nice. I don’t really know who she is but I’m guessing she’s a model, women with children don’t normally have bodies like hers in the real world. She might want to lay off the obsene gestures in front of the children. She’s badass!

Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures (Today)

I’ve been waiting a long time for some Simpson bikini pictures, unfortunately Ashlee Simpson isn’t the sister I was hoping for. But I’ll take what I can get. She actually looks pretty good in her bikini, I’m a little surprised, it’s hard to tell if these hipster dufus girls are hot under their neckerchiefs and stupid t shirts. Now she needs to ditch the douche in his socks and bathing suit, work on her posture and we’re in business. Where’s Jessica when you need her.

Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures

Yesterday, we saw Ashlee Simpson have a nipple slip while she was swimming in the ocean and today I thought it be nice to follow it up with some new bikini shots. Granted they’re not the best quality (which is rare here) but don’t worry, I’ll try to have high-res versions up ASAP. Anyway, I think Ashlee looks pretty good in a bikini. Sure, she’s not toned or exceptionally fit but her body is kind of nice as is. It’s soft and comfy looking. Like a nice warm blanket I’d like to wrap my naked body in. I like it.

Britney Spears Hospitalized (New Scandal)

Britney Spears has been hospitalized after a standoff between herself, two lawyers, a few police officers and Kevin's body guard. Why? It seems the body guard came to get the boys and she wasn't ready to give them up, she wanted them to stay overnight. I'm guessing she's at the end of her rope, she just wants her life back and her family. Police suggested that she was acting weird and seemed to be on something, after much debate Sean was brought to Kevin but Jayden had to go to the hospital. TMZ is reporting that Cedars-Sinai now has Brit in their custody and she's under a 5051 which means she's a possible threat to herself and others. Did they really think this wouldn't happen? Look at this past year, this was bound to finally happen.